this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors
*sees the word "interconnected"* im getting some real dirk gently vibes from this
hey guys fun little fact. the CEO of Tumblr will never see the posts you @ staff in. @/staff and @/wip and all those other staff-run blogs are there specifically so an underpaid customer service rep/intern can take the brunt of all the hate and outcry coming from the piss poor decisions coming from higher up.
another fun little fact. totally unrelated. the person who actually runs tumblr has a blog and its @/photomatt
Someday I’m gonna go through and reblog all the posts that I’m liking.
ive picked up this habit recently of appending "world" to a lot of different things and i have no idea why. for example if im going to get groceries id say "im going to groceries world" or if im eating a sandwich im like "im in sandwich world right now" IT'S SO WEIRD and i have no idea where this came from
this ones doing numbers in likes & reblogs world
Why does this emoji 🪤🪤🪤 exist. In what context would i use this
Dunno. But hey look!
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I put some cheese under this cool box! You should grab it
Ohohoho fuck yes free cheece for me!
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
hades was the original himbo
his littlest asshole brother tricked him out of being king of the gods--dumb, nothing happenning in his brain
buff, strong jaw in all the few depictions of him--beefy
keeps chickens, probably gets pegged--respects women, have you seen his wife
I feel Hades would have taken a look at Zeus and Olympus and was smart enough to say: Zeus wants me to leave this place forever and I'm more than happy to go along with his stupid trick.
I counter this with Hades being the first MaleWife.
His wife does all the work and he sits at home making the underworld ready for her return (and waiting for her to peg him).
so which leg of the himbo triangle is beefy and respects women? hunk? labrador?
Let’s consult the charts
Himbo:
Male Wife:
As you can see, a Himbo may respect women but might not immediately recognize the inherit wisdom of his wife, this is a very small difference between a Himbo and Male Wife. Male Wife takes a look at his wife and immediately knows. Male Wives may also have a more than increased intelligence whereas Himbos peak with the knowledge their wife is very good.
amazing
in my notifications again
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
Hey, reminder that one of the reasons humanity has been able to flourish is because we formed societies and helped support each other. Complete independence and self reliance is a myth to try to get you to buy more things. Please reach out. Please connect yourself. There is no reason you have to do things alone.
For reals, it doesn't even have to be a whole cat.
...That sounded wrong.
Anyway, I have a neighbor who rescued a frostbitten, bedraggled little kitten with a badly injured leg, he had to have some amputations done at the vet's and though Admiral Nelson has some battle scars, he's the dearest, cuddliest tri-paw'd, one-eyed, half-tailed thing ever, and sure enough, the judges considered him Best in Class for his personality and demeanor. He didn't just get a ribbon, but a little medal and he did so well at the cat show, that's how come my neighbor decided to get him formally certified as a therapy cat. Now he has a little vest, and alternately a sort of navy uniform one with a pinned-up sleeve, and when humans are dealing with orthopedic surgery, amputations, even just being unwell in general at a rehabilitation facility where my neighbor works, they sometimes get to spend time with him and often feel quite a bit better.
There was an awkwardness when a nurse had a tuna salad sandwich at the charge desk, the Admiral decided to leave his sleeping patient and go inquire if a deserving cat might have a quick bite between watches, a different patient spotted him in his naval uniform and was worried her medication was causing hallucinations, but apart from that, the little guy does awfully good work and is a popular fellow.
All cats are best cat. That is science.